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Anxious Bird
Overthinking everything since 2009. Generate memes, share your paranoia, and wear your anxiety with pride.
Classic Paranoia
The thoughts that keep this bird up at night
HEARS NOISE AT 3AM
MUST BE A SERIAL KILLER
FRIEND DOESN'T TEXT BACK
THEY PROBABLY HATE ME NOW
BOSS SAYS 'CAN WE TALK?'
STARTS UPDATING RESUME
SENDS TEXT WITH TYPO
REPUTATION RUINED FOREVER
Wear Your Anxiety
Merch for people who double-check if the door is locked
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