Meme Gallery
Classic Paranoid Parrot moments we all relate to
HEARS NOISE AT NIGHT
TEXTS GOODBYE TO LOVED ONES
GETS A LINKEDIN MESSAGE
THEY KNOW I'M JOB SEARCHING
PHONE BATTERY AT 15%
THIS IS HOW IT ENDS
SOMEONE SAYS 'WE NEED TO TALK'
MENTALLY PACKS BAGS
READS WEBMD
HAS EVERY DISEASE
AIRPLANE TURBULENCE
WRITES MENTAL WILL
EMAIL FROM BOSS AT 5PM
I'M DEFINITELY FIRED
CAR MAKES NEW SOUND
ENGINE IS FALLING OUT
FRIEND DOESN'T TEXT BACK
THEY HATE ME NOW
SEES POLICE CAR BEHIND ME
I'M GOING TO JAIL
PACKAGE NOT DELIVERED YET
IT'S BEEN STOLEN
SOMEONE LAUGHS NEARBY
IT'S ABOUT ME
DENTIST SAYS 'HMM'
I NEED NEW TEETH
WIFI DISCONNECTS
HACKERS ARE IN MY NETWORK
BANK APP WON'T LOAD
I'M BROKE
STOMACH HURTS
THIS IS THE END
COWORKER WALKS BY MY SCREEN
SAW EVERYTHING
FORGETS TO REPLY TO TEXT
FRIENDSHIP OVER
BOSS SCHEDULES SURPRISE MEETING
UPDATING MY RESUME
COMPUTER RUNS SLOW
IT'S FULL OF VIRUSES
SAVES FILE ONCE
SAVES IT 12 MORE TIMES JUST IN CASE
HEARS SIREN IN THE DISTANCE
THEY'RE COMING FOR ME
ACCIDENTALLY LIKES OLD PHOTO
DELETES INSTAGRAM MOVES TO ANOTHER COUNTRY
TEACHER SAYS 'SEE ME AFTER CLASS'
STARTS WRITING APOLOGY LETTER
DOOR HANDLE JIGGLES
THIS IS A HOME INVASION
FOOD EXPIRES TOMORROW
ALREADY POISONOUS
SOMEONE READS MY MESSAGE
DOESN'T REPLY FOR 2 MINUTES... IT'S OVER
TAKES ELEVATOR ALONE
WHAT IF IT GETS STUCK FOREVER
PHONE RINGS FROM UNKNOWN NUMBER
WITNESS PROTECTION IS COMPROMISED
WALKS PAST GROUP OF PEOPLE LAUGHING
THEY DEFINITELY SAW MY SEARCH HISTORY
GETS CALLED TO HR
WHAT DID I DO IN 2014
SUBMITS ASSIGNMENT
OPENS IT AGAIN TO CHECK 47 TIMES
HEARS HELICOPTER OVERHEAD
THEY FOUND ME
NEW NOTIFICATION
CLOSES EYES BEFORE OPENING IT
LOCKS CAR
WALKS BACK TO CHECK 3 TIMES
SENDS RISKY TEXT
THROWS PHONE INTO THE OCEAN
SNEEZES ONCE
GOOGLES 'RARE TROPICAL DISEASES'
INTERVIEWER SAYS 'WE'LL LET YOU KNOW'
I WILL NEVER WORK AGAIN
LEAVES OVEN ON
HOUSE HAS ALREADY EXPLODED
SOMEONE FOLLOWS ME ON TWITTER
FBI SURVEILLANCE HAS BEGUN
CREDIT CARD DECLINED
I'M LIVING ON THE STREETS NOW
DOG BARKS AT NOTHING
GHOST CONFIRMED
TYPO IN EMAIL TO ENTIRE COMPANY
CAREER IS FINISHED
ALEXA LIGHTS UP RANDOMLY
SHE'S REPORTING ME
FRIEND POSTS WITHOUT ME
I'VE BEEN REPLACED
EATS SLIGHTLY PINK CHICKEN
WRITES GOODBYE LETTERS
QUIET KID STARTS SMILING
WHAT DOES HE KNOW
VPN DISCONNECTS FOR 0.5 SECONDS
ISP HAS MY ENTIRE HISTORY
MOM CALLS TWICE
SOMEONE HAS DIED
STEPS ON CRACK IN SIDEWALK
MOM'S BACK IS BROKEN
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